Two Irishmen Walk Into A Pet Shop

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop..

Right away they go over to the bird section.

Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”.

The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.

“Yeah, we’ll take four of the birds in that cage up there,” says Gerry

“Put them in a paper bag.”

The clerk does this and the two men pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry’s van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.

“This looks like a grand place, eh?” says Gerry.

“Oh, yeah, this looks good,” replies Paddy.

They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss.

“I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?” says Gerry.

He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, followed by a ‘SPLAT’.

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