Teacher And Her Candies

Teacher And Her Candies

An elementary school teacher decided to hand out candy and have the students guess what they are… The teacher explains to the class the game they will be playing; guessing the candy she gives them. The class roars in excitement. The teacher walks over to a student named Suzie and hands her a peppermint. The … Read more

Definitely

Definitely

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said “The sky is definitely blue”. The … Read more

Lesson On Life

Lesson On Life

A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They … Read more

Teaching

Teaching

During one of Bankei’s classes, a pupil was caught stealing. All the disciples demanded he be expelled, but Bankei did nothing. The following week, the pupil stole again. The others, irritated, demanded that the thief be punished. “How wise you all are,” said Bankei. “You know what is right and wrong, and you can study … Read more

Sleepy Teacher

Sleepy Teacher

A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages. One extremely hot day some of the pupils fell asleep in the afternoon. When the school-teacher chided them, they said: “We went to meet the … Read more

Little Johnny And Aunt Carolyn

Little Johnny And Aunt Carolyn

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.” Sally … Read more