Forgive Your Enemies

Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. … Read more

We are in big trouble!

We are in big trouble!

There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were the brothers. One day the boys’ mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of … Read more

A Truck For Fifteen Dollars

A Truck For Fifteen Dollars

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me just … Read more

Hey Jim!

Hey Jim!

A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady asks the pet shop owner, “Why so cheap?” The owner says “This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things.” The lady can’t pass up the … Read more

There’s someone under my bed!

There’s someone under my bed!

Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy” “Just put yourself in my hands … Read more

Rubber Thingy

Rubber Thingy

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls down. As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, “If you put a little rubber thingy on … Read more

Whipper Snipper and The Logic

Whipper Snipper and The Logic

Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.” Bob thinks it’s a good idea, and the two leave. … Read more

The School Secretary Asks The Boy His Father’s Occupation

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Whats your father’s occupation? Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. “He’s a magician,” said the small boy. “How interesting! What’s his favorite trick? “Sawing people in half.” “Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’ “Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters.”