Simple Explanation

Simple Explanation

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy ?” she asks anxiously. “What happened!! I’ll tell you what happened I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get … Read more

President Of The Golf Club

President Of The Golf Club

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there’s something I have to know In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” Beth replied, “Well Charles, I … Read more

Just Whisper In My Ear

Just Whisper In My Ear

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.” The … Read more

Humor Impaired Pastor

Humor Impaired Pastor

A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the … Read more

The Test

The Test

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it. The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover. She told him, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you … Read more

For the past 20 years

For the past 20 years

For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy. For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never … Read more