I Know Who She Is

I Know Who She Is

An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking away, he responded, “Because she has Alzheimer’s.” the old man said Then the man proceeded to ask him, will your wife worry if you let her go? He then … Read more

A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit

A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit

During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all admit they’re terrified of being killed. ‘I’m ungainly and pink,’ says the pig, truthfully. ‘The enemy will see me a mile off – so I decided to chop … Read more

Don’t Kill Those Pigs

Don’t Kill Those Pigs

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs scr*wing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his … Read more

Only One Kiss Per Yard

Only One Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all … Read more