Milk Bath

Jane read that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk at her door.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the message.

Jane came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk

Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?”

“I want 15 gallons

I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath,” Jane replied.

“Oh, OK

Pasteurized?” asked the milkman.

“No, just up to my chest,” said Jane.

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