God Created Woman

God Created Woman

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day……. An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her” The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her” She must function in all kinds of situations, She must be able to embrace … Read more

New Job

New Job

A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there. When asked why, he replied that he was just too afraid of all the crime even though he would be passing up a big salary … Read more

Banned From The Supermarket

Banned From The Supermarket

Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse … Read more

Poor Family & Pastor

Poor Family & Pastor

A man visited the pastor, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor, ” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this neighborhood. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. … Read more

The Egyptian Treasure Hunters

The Egyptian Treasure Hunters

Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated The friends, not willing to concede, look for a different way in and find an entrance never before used. It is through this entrance that they find a secret passage way, one that is made at first … Read more

Golf With The Shooter

Golf With The Shooter

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them: “Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.” “Sure.” They said. “You’re welcome.” So they started playing and enjoyed the game and … Read more

Where is God

Where is God

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit’s end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, … Read more

The Rancher And The Fbi Agent

The Rancher And The Fbi Agent

“I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The agent verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge The officer proudly displays it to … Read more

The Pilot and the Blind Woman

The Pilot and the Blind Woman

An elderly woman joined a flight from Melbourne to Brisbane to go spend some days with her loved ones. Unfortunately, the route of the trip was switched, and the plane was diverted to Sydney. The passengers weren’t excited about the change in plans, and the crew onboard tried to appease them. The flight attendant explained … Read more

A Lawyer And An Old Man

A Lawyer And An Old Man

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants … Read more