A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit

A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit

During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all admit they’re terrified of being killed. ‘I’m ungainly and pink,’ says the pig, truthfully. ‘The enemy will see me a mile off – so I decided to chop … Read more

Little Johnny’s Bargain With God

Little Johnny’s Bargain With God

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school … Read more

Restroom Chat

Restroom Chat

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘I’m doing just fine.” And the other guy says: “So, what … Read more

Business Intelligence

Business Intelligence

Paddy and Murphy meet at the supermarket and Paddy says, “Hey, man! How have you been?” “Oh, great,” says Murphy “I have recently bought an elephant.” “An elephant? Are you serious?” asks Paddy. “Yeah, man The kids love him, he’s their best friend They call him Mr Trunks He washes my car with his trunk … Read more

He Went To Buy A Guard Dog

He Went To Buy A Guard Dog

He went to buy a guard dog, but his wife was angry when he returned with a chihuahua So the guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees, “I need a guard dog to protect my apartment” The employee responds, “I have the perfect dog for you”, she then showed … Read more

The Graduation Gift

The Graduation Gift

A young man was getting ready to graduate college For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. … Read more

Remember The Five Simple Rules To Be Happy

Remember The Five Simple Rules To Be Happy

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently … Read more