I Am Allergic To Nuts

Man and woman are out on a dinner date.

Waiter: “What will you be having tonight ma’am?”

Woman: “I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.”

Waiter: “Of course.”

Man: “But it didn’t say it had nuts.”

Woman: “I’m allergic, so I tell them just to be safe.”

Man: “That makes sense.”

Waiter: “And for you, sir?”

Man: “I’ll have the steak, no bees please.”

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