One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag you’re dragging”. “Oh, really? Darn it!”, said the old lady “I’d better go back and see if I … Read more
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem You see, I only have room for two to sleep, one of you must sleep in the barn.” “No problem,” … Read more
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say, goodbye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right … Read more
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees enough and they would send an inspector to interview them On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. “Tell me about your staff,” he asked Paddy. “Well,” said Paddy, … Read more
A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn’t think that he could have made it … Read more
There was an old Iranian who was intensely proud of two things – his long, white beard that reached down to his chest, and his ability to sleep the moment his head touched the pillow. One day, his 3-year-old grandson asked him how he arranged his beard when he slept: did it go under the … Read more
Jyeshthadevi, goddess of poverty, and Lakshmi, goddess of wealth, once had an argument about who was more beautiful. As they were arguing, they saw a merchant coming towards them and decided to ask him to settle the matter. The merchant was filled with awe when they told him who they were, but he turned pale … Read more
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, So later he could remember how his staff “miss” him. Most people are writing … Read more
A Stork of a very simple and trusting nature had been asked by a gay party of Cranes to visit a field that had been newly planted. But the party ended dismally with all the birds entangled in the meshes of the Farmer’s net. The Stork begged the Farmer to spare him. “Please let me … Read more
In a room there were four candles burning. The ambiance was so soft you could hear them talking. The first one said, “I am PEACE, however nobody can keep me lit. I believe I will go out.” It’s flame rapidly diminishes and goes out completely. The second one says, “I am FAITH. Most of all … Read more
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlantic Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together.” She began to play. Then a drunk arrived, then another old lady and they began to sing along with her. In a short time a small crowd was singing together and another small crowd … Read more
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day, while marking the essays,she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, who had just walked in, saw her crying and asked her “What happened?” She … Read more