Sleep In The Barn

Sleep In The Barn

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem You see, I only have room for two to sleep, one of you must sleep in the barn.” “No problem,” … Read more

Oh My God This Can’t Be

A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say, goodbye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The next morning, the family received news that the grandfather had indeed died. The father thought that it was just a very lucky coincidence. A few months later, he tucked her daughter into bed, and she said a prayer. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, goodbye grandma.” And of course, the next day, the grandmother died. The father realised that his daughter could predict the family deaths and that this was no coincidence. A few weeks later, he tucked his daughter into bed, and her prayer went “God bless mummy and goodbye Daddy.” Her father went into shock. He stood up all night waiting for the worse, and then sunrise came. He decided to just stay at work the entire day to be safe. He stayed at his office until midnight came. When it did, nothing happened. He breathed a sigh of relief. When he came home, his wife asked why he was home so late. “I had the worst day of my life.” Said the father. “If you think your day was hard, you won’t believe what happened to me, my boss died in the middle of a meeting!”

A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say, goodbye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right … Read more

Paddy And The Half-Wit

Paddy And The Half-Wit

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees enough and they would send an inspector to interview them On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. “Tell me about your staff,” he asked Paddy. “Well,” said Paddy, … Read more

Rosary and Martini

Rosary and Martini

A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn’t think that he could have made it … Read more

Sleepless Night

Sleepless Night

There was an old Iranian who was intensely proud of two things – his long, white beard that reached down to his chest, and his ability to sleep the moment his head touched the pillow. One day, his 3-year-old grandson asked him how he arranged his beard when he slept: did it go under the … Read more

Pleasant Truth

Pleasant Truth

Jyeshthadevi, goddess of poverty, and Lakshmi, goddess of wealth, once had an argument about who was more beautiful. As they were arguing, they saw a merchant coming towards them and decided to ask him to settle the matter. The merchant was filled with awe when they told him who they were, but he turned pale … Read more

Best News

Best News

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, So later he could remember how his staff “miss” him. Most people are writing … Read more

The Stork and The Farmer

The Stork and The Farmer

A Stork of a very simple and trusting nature had been asked by a gay party of Cranes to visit a field that had been newly planted. But the party ended dismally with all the birds entangled in the meshes of the Farmer’s net. The Stork begged the Farmer to spare him. “Please let me … Read more

Four Candles Burning

Four Candles Burning

In a room there were four candles burning. The ambiance was so soft you could hear them talking. The first one said, “I am PEACE, however nobody can keep me lit. I believe I will go out.” It’s flame rapidly diminishes and goes out completely. The second one says, “I am FAITH. Most of all … Read more

Old Woman’s Story

Old Woman’s Story

She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlantic Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together.” She began to play. Then a drunk arrived, then another old lady and they began to sing along with her. In a short time a small crowd was singing together and another small crowd … Read more