Only One Kiss Per Yard

Only One Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all … Read more

Vicious Circle

Vicious Circle

The boss calls his secretary and says, “Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip.” The secretary calls husband and says, “Me and my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of yourself.” The husband calls his girlfriend and says, “My wife is going on a … Read more

Blarney Stone

Blarney Stone

A group of Americans are touring Ireland One of the women in the group is a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining: “The bus seats are uncomfortable, food is terrible, too hot, too cold, accomodation is dreadful…” One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be followin’ ya all … Read more

Bingo

Bingo

On a busy street in New York City, a man hustles across an intersection and is just about makes it to the other side when he’s hit by a bus. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers around. “A priest Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps “A priest, please!” repeats … Read more

Three Brothers

Three Brothers

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after … Read more