Fidel Castro Had Just Started One Of His Long Boring Speeches

when an older man in the crowd was heard saying, “Peanuts

Popcorn

Cracker Jack.”

Castro didn’t break his stride but a few minutes later, a second voice was heard but with the same message, “Peanuts

Popcorn

Cracker Jack.”

This time the Bearded One seemed momentarily perturbed, probably wondering why the secret police hadn’t already scooped up the disrespectful cur

But he continued the speech.

A few minutes later, yet another voice chimed, “Peanuts

Popcorn

Cracker Jack.”

That did it

The incensed Castro screams out, “The next person I hear say that — well, I will personally kick his ass all the way to Miami Beach!”

At which the whole crowd erupted, “Peanuts! Popcorn! Cracker Jack!”

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