A Man Walks Into A Bar

A Man Walks Into A Bar

A man walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be … Read more

Arriving Home Very Drunk

Arriving Home Very Drunk

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles … Read more

I Gotta Be Drunk

I Gotta Be Drunk

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and asks him “every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?” … Read more

New Anti-Aging Drug

New Anti-Aging Drug

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks … Read more

Who’s Next

Who’S Next

A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, “You look terrible What’s the problem?” “My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.” “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied. “Then in July,” the friend continued, “my father died, leaving me $50,000.” “Wow Two … Read more