Damn Pig

A guy is driving somewhere in Tennessee.

He is riding along and a hog runs into the street and gets hit. The man is shocked, so he gets out and calls the police.

“Hi I need to report that I just hit a pig in the road.” He says nervously, unsure of what to do. The other person on the phone asks for the location and he gives it to them. The dispatcher then says “We also need your address please.”

“Why do you need that?”

“Well in our city, hogs are protected and hitting one constitutes a civil offense. We will have to send you a fine in the mail.”

The man immediately hangs up the phone and continues driving

4 days later he goes outside to check the mail and he sees a fine from the same city in Tennessee.

He then stomps his foot angrily and says “That damn pig squealed on me!”

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