Little Johnny And His Girlfriend

Little Johnny And His Girlfriend

Little Johnny and his girlfriend are on the phone. Little Johnny says “Hey, babe wanna get a bit naughty tonight,” Little Zoe says “Yeah, why not Johnny”. So little Johnny says “ok want to do it on Snapchat” and little Zoe says ” yeah sure why not,” So little Johnny says “Please don’t screenshot” Little … Read more

Old Couple’s Text Messages

Old Couple’s Text Messages

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: … Read more

Cowboy Couple’s First Night

Cowboy Couple’s First Night

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding, they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having s*x. The new bride asks, “What are them cows … Read more

The Dirty Laundry

The Dirty Laundry

A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging up the washing outside. Wife: “That laundry isn’t very clean; she doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry detergent.” Her husband looks on, remaining silent. Every time her … Read more