Watchman

Watchman

On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, “Press bell for Watchman.” She presses it and hears an old man coming down the stairs. He turns on the light, unlocks the gate, and shuts off the security system. When he asked what the blonde wanted, she replied, “Why can’t … Read more

Blonde’s Milk Bath

Blonde's Milk Bath

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The … Read more

A Blonde Was Summoned To Court To

A Blonde Was Summoned To Court To

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand “I don’t mind answering the question.” “I object!” the defense said … Read more