Phone Fault

Phone Fault

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, When it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. … Read more

An Older, Tired-Looking Dog

An Older, Tired-Looking Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, … Read more

Lawyer And Her Dog

Lawyer And Her Dog

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said: Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my … Read more

The Squirrel and the Thief

The Squirrel and the Thief

A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in the process of stealing the couple’s valuables when he heard the couple’s car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in … Read more

Who Is The King Of The Jungle?

Who Is The King Of The Jungle

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” And the deer replied, “Oh, you are, Master.” The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, … Read more

Goat’s Bad Luck

Goat’s Bad Luck

Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size. The first hunter said. “Wow, that’s some hole. I can’t even see the! bottom. I wonder how deep it is.” The second hunter … Read more

Testament

Testament

An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;’ ‘My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses;’ ‘My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.’ … Read more

Where Did You Get The Cow

Where Did You Get The Cow

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in North Carolina, for $200. They bought the cow from N. C. and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased … Read more

Lying Sheep

Lying Sheep

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the old farmer “G’ day, mind if I talk to your dog?” Old Farmer: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.” … Read more