A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit

A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit

During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all admit they’re terrified of being killed. ‘I’m ungainly and pink,’ says the pig, truthfully. ‘The enemy will see me a mile off – so I decided to chop … Read more

Don’t Kill Those Pigs

Don’t Kill Those Pigs

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs scr*wing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his … Read more

Goat, Horse And Farmer

Goat, Horse And Farmer

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to … Read more

The Farmer and his Donkey

The Farmer and his Donkey

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey: He invited all his … Read more

Alligators

Alligators

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me We’re the same age; We were the same size as kids I just don’t get it.” “Well, ” said the big Gator, “What have you been eating?” “Lawyers and politicians, same as you, … Read more

The Chickens

The Chickens

The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the … Read more

A Cat Dies And Goes To Heaven

A Cat Dies And Goes To Heaven

“You have been a good cat all of these years Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”. The cats says: “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors”. God says: “Say no more” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. … Read more

Feed The Alligator

Feed The Alligator

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the … Read more

Fox And The Grapes

Fox And The Grapes

One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench my thirst,” he thought. Taking a few steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes. Again the fox took a few paces back and tried to … Read more

Syrup Whose Fora

Syrup Whose Fora

An old man spends a fortune on a horse that is supposed to be an amazing stallion. He is told the horse will impregnate 20-30 female horses. He brings the horse to his farm, but the horse is not doing anything, just sleeping and eating grass all day. Sometime after he meets with an old … Read more

Donkey And Tiger

Donkey And Tiger

The donkey said to the tiger: – “The grass is blue”. The tiger replied: – “No, the grass is green.” The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this, they went before the lion, the King of the Jungle. Already before reaching the forest clearing, where the lion … Read more