Alligators

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me

We’re the same age; We were the same size as kids

I just don’t get it.”

“Well, ” said the big Gator, “What have you been eating?”

“Lawyers and politicians, same as you, ” replied the small Gator.

“Hmm

Well, where do you catch them?”

“Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.”

“Same here

Hmm

How do you catch them?”

“Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door

Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh.

out of them and eat ’em!”

“Ah!” says the big Alligator, “I think I see your problem.

“You’re not getting any real nourishment.”

“See, by the time you finish shaking the sh.

out of a lawyer or a politician, there’s nothing left but an as..

and a briefcase.”

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